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"You don't have to swim faster than the shark, just faster than the guy next to you." - Anonymous
Friday, March 24, 2006
Snowy
Say hi to snowy, a four year old female terrier-spitz mix. Her owners just had a baby and so wanted to give her up. A big thank you to Mrs D for giving her to me on Thursday 23rd March 2006 at 4:00pm.
Friday morning at 6:30am I took snowy to the park near my house and let her loose while I sat under a tree. She gamboled like a lamb, her pure white fur attracting everybody’s attention.
Then I saw her – this gorgeous chinawoman with huge gazonkas jogging in the distance. My head bobbed up and down in unison with her err..ample chest as I followed her stride. My devious mind hatched a plan…
Wiping the drool off my mouth with my track suit sleeve, I called snowy to me.
“Snowy girl” I whispered conspiratorially, “go chase that chinawoman” as I pointed dramatically in the direction of the bobbing boobies. Snowy said “woof” and stayed put. I tried again. Same result.
“I’ll buy you a doggy treat” I tried to bribe her. “woof” and stay put. I’ll buy you ice-cream”. “woof“ and stay put.
Now I don’t blame snowy at all. She doesn’t read the papers or follow the news on tv, so she’s not familiar with the Malaysia Boleh principle of bribery and corruption at all.
I was so busy talking with snowy I didn’t notice my surroundings till a shadow fell across us. I lifted my eyes to see the heaving boobies four inches from my face. Chinawoman was bending down in front of me, looking at snowy. “she’s *pant* sooo cute! What’s *pant* her name?”
“boob err snowy! snowy!” I went.
“What a strange name for a dog” she said. “How old is she?”
“36D” I blurted out before I could stop myself. “Uh, ah, I mean four, four four”
Just then her mobile phone rang and she started walking away.
“April, I just saw the cutest doggie, boob-snowy snowy” I heard her say.
“The owner? He’s kinda cute too, like a fat teddy bear. Too bad he stutters and stammers and can’t carry on a conversation”
I sat there on the grass trying to strangle myself with snowy’s leash. Oh shit! Snowy! Where was she?
I looked around. Snowy was happily trotting alongside Chinawoman, looking more like an innocent lamb than a dog. I could have sworn she turned back and winked at me.
AAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!
Friday morning at 6:30am I took snowy to the park near my house and let her loose while I sat under a tree. She gamboled like a lamb, her pure white fur attracting everybody’s attention.
Then I saw her – this gorgeous chinawoman with huge gazonkas jogging in the distance. My head bobbed up and down in unison with her err..ample chest as I followed her stride. My devious mind hatched a plan…
Wiping the drool off my mouth with my track suit sleeve, I called snowy to me.
“Snowy girl” I whispered conspiratorially, “go chase that chinawoman” as I pointed dramatically in the direction of the bobbing boobies. Snowy said “woof” and stayed put. I tried again. Same result.
“I’ll buy you a doggy treat” I tried to bribe her. “woof” and stay put. I’ll buy you ice-cream”. “woof“ and stay put.
Now I don’t blame snowy at all. She doesn’t read the papers or follow the news on tv, so she’s not familiar with the Malaysia Boleh principle of bribery and corruption at all.
I was so busy talking with snowy I didn’t notice my surroundings till a shadow fell across us. I lifted my eyes to see the heaving boobies four inches from my face. Chinawoman was bending down in front of me, looking at snowy. “she’s *pant* sooo cute! What’s *pant* her name?”
“boob err snowy! snowy!” I went.
“What a strange name for a dog” she said. “How old is she?”
“36D” I blurted out before I could stop myself. “Uh, ah, I mean four, four four”
Just then her mobile phone rang and she started walking away.
“April, I just saw the cutest doggie, boob-snowy snowy” I heard her say.
“The owner? He’s kinda cute too, like a fat teddy bear. Too bad he stutters and stammers and can’t carry on a conversation”
I sat there on the grass trying to strangle myself with snowy’s leash. Oh shit! Snowy! Where was she?
I looked around. Snowy was happily trotting alongside Chinawoman, looking more like an innocent lamb than a dog. I could have sworn she turned back and winked at me.
AAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!
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Oi! Real story or bluff one? You seem to be obsessed with bitches lately.
-Rodney
-Rodney
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: 11:16 PM Hiii....don't lah, ChinaWoman not suitable for you...you too dark ler...Stay calm, single is God-bless. BTW anything more than 36 will get you breathless!!!
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