Spankin' DA Monkey - Dave Avran's blog

"You don't have to swim faster than the shark, just faster than the guy next to you." - Anonymous

beware of the lezzie scam

Comments:

Man oh man, I've been thru this lezzie thing b4 - all they want is free drinks while they have a good time at your expense.
bob the builder

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Anonymous : 12:44 PM

eh bob, whaddaya build?
dave

# posted by

Dave Avran : 12:45 PM

more like sharks than buayas, dude. hate 'em.

- fiona f

# posted by

Anonymous : 12:47 PM

Women know when they're being picked up and ur rite, dave - it is our choice in the end. nice guys stay and losers can bugger off.

Nichelle

# posted by

Anonymous : 12:49 PM

If those 2 r lezzies I'm a monkey's uncle...oog...oog

chimp

# posted by

Anonymous : 12:52 PM

Woooh! I've been wasting my time in the wrong pubs. Bulldog it is from now on. At least I can drool over 'em.
Slippery Sam

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:23 PM

Welcome back, dude. I wuz getting bored with all that serious shit. At least now I got 2 hot chix to look at.

- The Stoned Musician

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Anonymous : 7:29 PM