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Sunday, March 06, 2005
I Need Some Serious Advice
This post gets a little serious, as I need some advice from the loyal readers of Spankin’ DA Monkey on a problem that’s been bugging me no end recently. I've suspected for some time now that my girlfriend has been having an affair. You know the usual signs – her phone rings, I answer, someone abruptly hangs up. She’s started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently although when I ask her which girls they are, it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them".
I always look out for her taxi coming home but she walks down the drive although I can hear a car setting off. It’s as if she got out of the car round the corner. Why? Is it not a taxi? I once picked her mobile up just to see what time it was and she went berserk, screaming that I should never touch her phone again and accusing me of checking up on her.
Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my g/f. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth but last night she went out again and I decided to really check up on her this time. I was going to hide behind my car which would give me a view of the whole street so that I could see whose car she gets out of.
It was whilst I was crouched behind my car that I noticed rust around my rear wheel arch. So, should I take it into a body repair shop or should I buy some rust inhibitor stuff from Auto Zone and try to repair it myself?
I know I can count on you guys for the right advice on such a serious subject.
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: 5:14 PM i don't know if you're being serious or you're just kidding around.... :-| mvo
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posted by : 8:54 PM
: 8:54 PM Dude. There is obviously something going on. Whether it's her hiding the sausage with another bloke is the real question.
Chicks are just weird. So it could be any number of things, including something you said to her in passing 11 months ago while you were reading the newspaper.
In my opinion, however, maybe it is because you are too easily distracted and she has had enough of your emotional unavailability.
I mean, really! You go out to recce the road in anticipation of dicovering whether or not the love of your life is cheating on you and what happens? You start pissing about with the rust on your car.
It ain't that difficult to figure out.
Post a Comment Chicks are just weird. So it could be any number of things, including something you said to her in passing 11 months ago while you were reading the newspaper.
In my opinion, however, maybe it is because you are too easily distracted and she has had enough of your emotional unavailability.
I mean, really! You go out to recce the road in anticipation of dicovering whether or not the love of your life is cheating on you and what happens? You start pissing about with the rust on your car.
It ain't that difficult to figure out.
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